Wynkyn's Resolutions

(ranked in order of their chance of success...)

#1 Wynkyn resolves to take another interesting trip this year... (Starting off with the easy resolutions first... <grin>)

#2 Wynkyn resolves to clean up his hard disk and get rid of all those programs he never uses... (Getting harder already...)

#3 Wynkyn resolves to call his Mom and Dad more often... (Hummm... Maybe he can get them to use one of those really cool internet chat programs like ICQ or AOL's Instant Messenger... Chatting counts, right?)

#4 And more exercise too! (He said, starting to get into the swing of things... And rapidly leaving Reality in his wake... <grin>)

#5 And Wynkyn resolves to go to bed at a decent hour and to get more sleep at night too...   (Yeah, right...  like that's gonna happen any time soon...)

#6 And Wynkyn will invent something really cool this year... Like maybe the solution for world peace or how to end famine everywhere!!! (He exclaimed, suddenly realizing that he was no longer on solid ground...)

#7 And maybe I will even stop spending so much time on the Net! (He said, as he saw the Earth fading in the distance...)

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After all, Wynkyn needs to feel guilty for all the things he is NOT doing just as much as the next guy... <grin>